Aggi's Diary of The Realm

  Friday, October 17, 2003

 

The Harvest of Souls Parade has been very interesting - especially the commentary! Posting the conversation . . .

Calder: Calder: PublicWorks report?
JeptaBat: We are a go from PublicWorks
Calder: Float crew prep?
JeptaBat: Go
Calder: Festival Markers?
JeptaBat: Go
Calder: Greetings all! The parade is set to start in just moments. While we wait I wanted to take a moment and thank Ciobhan (NPC) and the fine folks at Ethereal Outlet for loaning us viewing crystals for todays parade.
JeptaBat: The viewing crystals allow us to locate and view our hosts positions throughout the parade area.
LostSailorSurtur: That's right, and while we are on that topic let's go live to Calder who is standing in the float waiting area. Calder are you there?
Calder: Hi guys! It's me, coming to you from the float waiting area. We have float crews running around getting the final preparations ready for today's parade.
LostSailorSurtur: Calder is the excitement there high?
Calder: Say that again? My viewing crystal went out.
LostSailorSurtur: I said is the excitement there high?
Calder: No I don't want any dye.
JeptaBat: Hrmm. Ok thanks Calder!
Calder: Surtur is located at the review stand in the Hard Rox Cafe and I am still located at thefloat prep area. Jepta will be on the first float so we can get up close and personal with the experience.
Calder: -
JeptaBat: We should have all aspects of todays parade covered. Let's check in with Surtur.
JeptaBat: Hello, come in Surtur.
LostSailorSurtur: Hi Jepta, let me tell you and the folks along the parade route what to expect today.
LostSailorSurtur: This parade will showcase some of the many fine citizens that work in our lands!
LostSailorSurtur: Wait! I think I see some movement from the review stand, yes, yes I am sure. It looks like the first float has entered the city!
Calder: That's right Surtur, this float is called "Bat's in the Belfry" and is sponsored by the Troll Spit Tavern, makers of fine ambrosia.
Stop in and try some today!
KilrogCorsican: Kilrogvalkyre follow me
Calder: Surtur what is the view like at the review stand?
LostSailorSurtur: Well Calder at the moment my view is blocked by the back of Mersade's head, down in front! Folks are climbing around watching as this first float comes down the street. I feel the excitement growing!
JeptaBat: Sir step away from the float! No sir, remember if you stay in your original place for the entire parade you could win a prize. What? I'm on?
LostSailorSurtur: Lol. Jepta brings up a good point, staying in your original place along the parade route could entitle you to a prize!
Calder: Our next float has just entered the city. This float is called "Vermin" and is sponsored by Ebony Crystal. When you need mana, and you need it now, shop Ebony Crystal!
LostSailorSurtur: Did you say you had a vermin problem? My cousin is one heck of an exterminator..
Calder: No, the float name is "Vermin" and it will display various rats that are found in our great land. This float is staffed by Sonell, IvorySkies, Trugemma, and ViliGudbrand.
Calder: Wow, look at that crowd!
Calder: Reminder, casting spells and moving around causes some lag. Standing still will ensure that you remain for the entire parade.
Calder: Our next float is now entering the city.
Calder: This float is called "Moon Chasers" and is sponsored by Ivory Moon Cafe.
Calder: Don't chase for prices, chase the moon, at Ivory Moon Cafe. Serving fine breads, waters, and eggs at fair prices.
Calder: This float is staffed by CrystalDove, TeRae, Jahzara, and Nidhogg. They will be showing you some of the moon chasers that roam our lands.
LostSailorSurtur: Just a reminder, please don't pet the animals
Calder: The Harvest of Souls will last until October 24th at 1:00 PM Eastern Time. So keep watching, anything can happen during that time.
Calder: Our next float "Garden Surprise" is just entering the city. This float is sponsored by Anga's Flower Stand.
Calder: Smiteing or no smite, serving the community fresh flowers and trinkets since before the smote. Anga's Flower Stand! Stop in and buy some flowers today!
Calder: This float is staffed by Cornelius, and Heimdahl.
Calder: Our next float has just entered the city. This float is called Stone Workers Union - Sponsored by Cutting Edge - With a name like cutting edge, you know it has to be sharp. The Cutting Edge, selling fine swords and other weapons at low, low prices.
Calder: Float crew: Sunnifa, RanaNedia, and Lyranthia
Calder: Our next float is coming into the city.
Calder: This float is called Narrow Visions - Sponsored by School of hard knocks - Using or wisdom of weapons to help you beat up your friends! Stop in and learn how to beat the stuffing out of your friends today!
Calder: Float crew: Elsinore, IceTorch, Yngvarr, and Thalia
Calder: Just a reminder, the pumpkin farm will open this week. Stop in and pick a pumpkin!
Calder: Someone left a club in the waiting room. A red club. If this is yours please pick up at lost and found in Wen.
Calder: Another float just entered the city.
Calder: This float is called Haunting Melody - Sponsored by Mathews Music - Music brings peace and you bring me gold.. so it all works out! Stop in today at Mathews Music and buy yourself peace of mind.
Calder: Serving the fine citizens of Leinster with all their music needs.
Calder: Float Crew: Snowfall, Swanhilde, Teague, and Kismet
Calder: Our next float has just entered the city.
Calder: This float is called "Don't run with pitchforks" - Sponsored by Good Grub grocers - The rumors are false, you can't get the plague by shopping here so stop in today!! Good Grub Grocers, serving plague free foods to the public.
Calder: Float crew: Aegir and KoalaBear
Calder: Our next float just moved into the city.
Calder: It is called "Farmer Fear" -Sponsored by Anson's Armory - Buying damaged armor and reselling it to you at marked up prices! Stop in for a great deal today. Tell them the Cutting Edge sent you.
Calder: Float crew: Corsican, Valkyre, and Oldwill
Calder: Our next float has just entered the parade.
Calder: This float is called Lost Souls -Sponsored by Fresh off the Loom - Naked? Visit Fresh off the Loom. We have clothing that fits all body types. Big and tall we fit them all. Our clothing is moth free.
Calder: Float crew: Tealk, Emiko, and KolFinnr
Calder: Just a notice - if you get hit in the eye with candy we are sorry.
LostSailorSurtur: Funny you should mention that Calder, I think some folks are aiming at me.
Calder: -6
AyitaBat: Well, since you don't have eyes... it just falls in the sockets.
Calder: Our next float is coming into the city now.
Calder: This float is called Gold Hunters -Sponsored by Cut purse Academy -
Calder: Can't get that rusted lock open? Tired of getting caught lifting a purse? Well come in to the Cut Purse Academy! Helping you rid the lands of unwanted gold. Stop in and learn how we can help you, help yourself!
Calder: Float crew: Somnus, Gryffindora, and RealmServant
LostSailorSurtur: Calder, who wrote the script for this commentary?!
Calder: It depends...
Calder: If everyone is laughing then I did..
Calder: If they are not.. Ayita did. 9
AyitaBat: 9
AyitaBat: Well, the floats are in full swing now! The Bats finished up their rounds, with the banshees and devils working the crowds. Don't eat too much candy or you will... disappear!
Calder: Wait.. darn I just said that in the wrong room.
Calder: The other floats are still making their way around the city. To avoid a messy buildup we will take a short 2 minute break while the floats in the city make their way around the route.
Calder: Hi again! Hope that break was long enough for you.
Calder: Our next float just "floated" into the city.
Calder: This float is called "Hell's Fury" - Sponsored by All things useful - The name says it all. All Things Useful, if we don't have it, it doesn't exist or you don't need it!
Calder: Float crew: Poetry, Fiogaror, and Nektar
AyitaBat: The Furies were primping for an hour before the parade. Let's hope they don't wail the WHOLE time.
Calder: Our next float is clumping it's way into the city.
Calder: The float is called "Harvest Foe" -Sponsored by Bright touch healers - Broken bones, missing fingers, two left feet? Fear not! Bright Touch healers, mending everything from Broken bones to broken hearts
Calder: Float crew: RDragon, Leonidus, Rainedrop, and Justintyme
Calder: We have a fire in the Host's Hollow. Fire crew to the Host's Hollow please.
Calder: Hey watch out!
Calder: Ayita over here hurry.
Calder: Ahh it's catching the trees on fire. Stop it.
AyitaBat: I am flapping and not helping the situation... my wings are making the fire spread.
LostSailorSurtur: Can't you control it Calder?
Calder: I don't have any water!
Calder: Run he is after the food cart!!
AyitaBat: and of course.... there's a whole in the bucket, dear Calder
Calder: *insert loud crashing sounds here.*
LostSailorSurtur: Quick! offer him Ayita as a snack!
AyitaBat: 6 He declined me in FoD.
Calder: -6
Calder: Just push him into the city.
Calder: Ladies and gents, boys, girls, vermin, and other things in the city of Leinster get ready, the final float is now entering the city!
Calder: This float is called "Souls of Fire" -Sponsored by Leinster Chamber of Commerce - The City of Leinster! The place to live, work, and smite!
Calder: Float crew: HyJinks, Ellington and SirBryan
Calder: While the last float passes in the city please stay in your places for the final checks. Once we have all the names we will post the winners of the Parade Route Bonus prizes on the Realm Online Message boards.Calder: We will tell you when final checks are over. After that you are free to move around. You can claim your prize any day during the festival week of Oct17th through Oct 24th.
Calder: Let's go live via viewing crystal and check in with Surtur. Surtur are you there? Come in Surtur?!
AyitaBat: He's not "all there" 5
Calder: Hrm. It seems Surtur's viewing crystal went out.
Calder: So for the next few minutes I will run around in circles.
AyitaBat: For those just joining in: Everyone is receiving the errors. Do not panic. You may panic when you see Sutur, however.
Calder: Please remain calm and pay no attention to the man behind the curtains.
AyitaBat: For all of your Caving needs... go Bat.
LostSailorSurtur: Hello?! Is this........working??
LostSailorSurtur: *Bangs his Viewing Crystal on the table*
Calder: If you can't tell we ran out of commentary so we are making it up as we go along. -6
AyitaBat: I certainly can't tell... 2
LostSailorSurtur: Did you get these things at discount Calder?
Calder: Yes. They were on the marked down crystal rack.
Calder: A festival reminder - Farmer Antern's Pumpkin Farm will open later today or early in tomorrow. Be watching for it.
Calder: Fine pumpkins and foods!
AyitaBat: No discount racks there... only the finest in produce.
Calder: Pick a pumpkin from the patches. Please remember that Farmer Anter's Pumpkin Farm is a community garden. Share the harvest with your fellow citizens.
Calder: Or else -6
Calder: Today's parade candy was donated by Troll Bragger Inn - Taking the sting out of defeat. Stop in at the Troll Bragger Inn and share an ale with those fled combat too. Happy Hour is from... well it's all the time. Stop in today.
Calder: -that fled combat too. Typo's brought to you be Calder.
AyitaBat: Free and plentiful 5
AyitaBat: It sure is great to see all of the citizens out here today!
Calder: It sure is!
Calder: Thank you all for coming out and taking part.
AyitaBat: Where's that ad we had for the dentist, Calder? I think everyone will need to see one after eating all this candy!
Calder: The Harvest Foe float has just turned the corner at the West Leinster teleport gate.
AyitaBat: Calder.. have you had any reports of more fires. This Dragon on the loose is making me nervous.
Calder: Not that I can see Ayita.
Calder: I am making my rounds around Leinster letting rooms go free.
Calder: We have a citizen here with me,
Calder: Tell me NoSir, what did you think of todays parade?
Calder: NoSir: I think it is wonderful
Calder: -
Calder: This is not an actor, he was not paid to say that. 8
Calder: Ayita are you there?
Calder: Just a little tid bit of information for you.
AyitaBat: On this end of the parade, I have interviewed Monkey4yew and he said "More Candy, please!"
Calder: Did you know that throwing candy could cause people to go /yesStalk.
AyitaBat: I have heard that 4 out of 5 people go /yes stalk when candy gets thrown at them.
Calder: So true.
Calder: I am here with LadyinRed. Tell me Miss Red, what did you think of today's event?
Calder: LadyinRed: awessome
Calder: It seems she has a mouthfull of candy.
Calder: Back to you Ayita.
ImpOldWill: Happy Harvest
AyitaBat: I am here with some of the participants of the Harvest Parade. They claim it was the best one ever! I heard that the devils and the furies got into a little scuffle, but the ogres solved the problem by bonking them on the head. But other than that....
Calder: Test, test, Ayita are you there?
Calder: I am standing here with WishesnDreams. She would like to give a hello to all her friends along the parade route.
AyitaBat: SomebodysPet says "hi mom." How original.
Calder: This just in:
LostSailorSurtur: Calder? Can you hear me?
Calder: I hear you come in.
AyitaBat: A special hello goes out to Keith at the Cut-Purse Academy, from "you know who".
LostSailorSurtur: Well, I got lost..I found myself in Hunter's retreat. I tried asking a few folks how they enojyed the parade. However they just keep asking me to dance for them.
Calder: Dance skeleton, dance!
LostSailorSurtur: I keep telling them I don't dance 2
Calder: The little tiny sad Calder float is making it's way around the city letting rooms go free.
AyitaBat: Broncomaster said that the parade was bad. I need one /smite at EL TP.... calling one /smite! 8
Calder: Smite Unit report to East Lesinter teleport gate please.
OgreRDragon: Ug! Let me eat him! Please?
AyitaBat: Yes, I am sure DragonBryan would BBQ him up Medium Rare!
AyitaBat: There is a lost Elf at the West Leinster Teleport. If your kid's name is "bubba joe" please claim him at the Lost and Found.
AyitaBat: Part of this parade was sponsored by the Ratling Counsel. Serving your Cheese and Meat needs. Feeding Realm. MM MM
Calder: Well folks I just completed running around Leinster.
Calder: We have our winning room information and will begin to sort over it shortly. Once we have the winning names we will post them on the message boards.
Calder: It would be later tomorrow at this time so just hang in there with us.
Calder: Staff members will be moving around over the next week during the festival. Keep your eyes open, anything could happen.
Calder: You are now free to leave your spots and go on your way.
AyitaBat: Thank you so much for being wonderful participants in the parade.. What a great crowd!! Check out the Realm Message boards under Community Event Activities for more upcoming events.
Calder: That's right
Calder: Now, watch your screens..
AyitaBat: I hope you know how to make pumpkin pie.
Calder: This bring a close to our parade day.
Calder: Thanks again for coming!
LostSailorSurtur: Everyone was great **Happy Harvest** to all !
Calder: Spam time is now over. This tab will be closing in 1 minute.

posted by Aggi 9:39 PM